{"fact":"While many parts of Europe and North America consider the black cat a sign of bad luck, in Britain and Australia, black cats are considered lucky.","length":146}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where does batman go to the bathroom?","punchline":"The batroom.","id":290}
{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How do locomotives know where they're going?","punchline":"Lots of training","id":119}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why are mummys scared of vacation?","punchline":"They're afraid to unwind.","id":302}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?","punchline":"They have no hands to knock on the door.","id":350}
{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}
{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
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Liliana Rezende de Castro is an Ecuadorian-born Brazilian actress.
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{"fact":"A sexually-active feral tom-cat \\owns\\\" an area of about three square miles and \\\"\"sprays\\\"\" to mark his territory with strong smelling urine.\"\"\"","length":145}
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Kill a Dragon is a 1967 adventure film pitting Jack Palance against Fernando Lamas: Palance is an adventurer and Lamas is a ruthless dictator/warlord. Filmed on location in Hong Kong and Macau, it was produced by Aubrey Schenck and released through United Artists. In the United States the film was double billed with Navajo Joe. Co-star Aldo Ray later appeared in Lamas's The Violent Ones (1967).
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{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
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